hi i'm carrie and i think i'm funny but im really not
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gendercake:

imperfekct:

gendercake:

i stopped believing in things once trix cereal stopped being shaped like fruit

What if they still are shaped like fruit but trix is for kids and we’re not kids anymore so we just see boring cereal?

fuck

sassings:

wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying

Reblogged from casisindeansass, Posted by winchestielgirl-val.
cheatingwallbuilders: winchestielgirl-val: WHOEVER MADE THIS *screams* I LOVE YOUUUUUU OH MY GOOOOOODSDS

vocaroo:

*points at a tiny singing bird* you shut the fuck up

Reblogged from onlyinitforaminute, Posted by vintagenatgeographic.
vintagenatgeographic: Macaws in the Peruvian rain forest National Geographic | January 1994 
Reblogged from penguinize, Posted by dpaf.

vuls:

*breaks down your front door* i just shaved my legs feel them

Reblogged from nighthooker, Posted by rabbitsugar-deactivated20130407.

greatladyofscience:

(breaks into your house) can i pet your dogs

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